Tag: Movies
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My Mom and Kevin Costner
I imagine it all started with Field of Dreams. I was too young to know the exact moment my mother’s crush on Kevin Costner started, but 1989, on a corn field in Iowa, feels like a good spot to begin. It would make sense. She always had this on again, off again love for sports,…
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Inside Jokes: Movie Dates
It was hardly a misstep when she walked in. “You’re stepping on my shoe. Can you watch where you’re walking?” I thought I was being careful, but it’s obvious from the quote above I wasn’t. The girl was soft-porn cute. Innocent until proven slutty. A basement of heart with a house of horniness firmly erected,…
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It Always Comes Back To Shue
Blondes. They’ve gotten me in more trouble per capita than any other type of girl. And I blame Elisabeth Shue. YEAH YOU SHUE! The other day I sat at the bar with a friend of mine, shooting the shit and and talking about our patterns with women. As we talked and laughed, my attention was…
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Easier Than Books
I can’t believe I’m writing this with Facebook open. It’s a terrible thing that I need it open at all. I MUST BE CONNECTED! I make so much fun of the meaningless crap people put on FB. I also make fun of people’s undying need to slobber all their issues on the intra-web. And yet,…